Blair Witch vs. The Witch

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You either loved Blair Witch or you hated it. I'm on the side that really enjoyed it, delivered in its own unique way. It's up against The Witch, and while both films are amazing slow-burn horrors, I give my vote to the latter.

Ah, "atmospheric" (pffft) horror movies continue to worship at the altar of boredom. Blair Witch is so drab and dull that I'm pretty sure it'd militate against cocaine with more than a little success. The VVitch is almost as boring, but it's kinda pretty to look at and the line "Did ye make some unholy bond with that goat?" had me crying from laughter. Comedy gold.